For Men Only – Tip of the Day

If you want to snack without getting crumbs in the bed and you happen to have gone to a chocolate store just for a certain toffee treat covered with nuts that you don’t want to share…

Just tear the bag and turn it into a plate! With proper aim, it becomes kind of like a bib-plate. Works great, especially if you are turning away so you don’t have to share…

You can thank me later guys! I’m like a super hero.

-Opinionated Man

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@smokendust

For Men Only – Things You Can Eat In Bed While They Are Sleeping

1 – Hot Cheetos (But you have to suck on them instead of crunching down and waking them up. Or you can crunch them and claim it is thunder. That sometimes works).

2 – A Steak and Cheese Sub with provolone (Big But here. You have to use a zip lock bag to cover the sandwich and the smell, unless they have a really good sense of smell. Then you have to light a candle and if they wake up, hide the sandwich and look shocked and hurt that they fell asleep right before you were about to be intimate).

3 – Churros (The problem is that I still can’t figure out how to eat one and not get sugar in the bed. When they find that sugar… your ass is grass…).

4 – You can’t eat kimchi in bed. I’ve tried.

5 – Ice Cream (But keep in mind that if you keep clinking your bowl with your spoon they might reach out in their “sleep” and slap you).

6 – Cotton Candy (If you get caught by anyone in the middle of the night eating cotton candy you lose some cool points if you are a real man. But that shit is addictive and sometimes you gotta have it).

7 – Sausage Toad and beer (It really gives me heartburn though, ugh!).

-OM

@smokendust

Stars

There’s something in the stars.

And it’s written from afar.

Another knowing heart.

That’s beaten with yours from the start.

I can see it in the stars.

A whispered shout in the night.

It makes me feel like a Star.

Like someone’s wishing on me tonight.

-OM

@smokendust

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Daily

This Michelle Carter story just kills me.

Basically this girl becomes friends with and gains the trust of a depressed boy. She then coerces him into following through with his depression and attempts at suicide. When he gets scared while killing himself with carbon monoxide poisoning in his car in the garage, she commands him to get back in the car and see the deed done. She manipulates him and tells him his family will understand why he did it. They’d be sad, but they’d move on.

This case was a few years ago and she just got her sentence. 15 months. And she cried.

If everyone in the world had a friend like her half of us would be dead. It only takes a sliver of encouragement to kill yourself when you’ve reached the mark.

What she did was evil. What she did was murder.

I really can’t get over this case, probably because of my own past. I know one thing though!!! I’m glad she wasn’t my girlfriend.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/michelle-carter-high-court-upholds-202013952.html

-Opinionated Man

@smokendust

Love

You never love someone fully right away.

I love you more and more each day.

Those that fall into love, fall out of love.

And then move on from love.

We seem to find it each day.

Even if we have to make it some days.

That’s real love to me.

-OM

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@smokendust

For Men Only – Traps

There’s this little laugh women make before they try to pull you into a trap. It’s real subtle.

It sounds like a creaking grate used to cover the pit to the fiery depths of hell…

Don’t fall for those traps men! Be vigilant!

Look for the laugh. It sounds like… well I can’t do it, but you know what I mean.

Be strong.

-Opinionated Man

@smokendust