My goal with this blog is to offend everyone in the world at least once with my words… so no one has a reason to have a heightened sense of themselves. We are all ignorant, we are all found wanting, we are all bad people sometimes.
I moved to Las Vegas, Nevada just 4 months after I turned 21 years old. I’ve always known that I wanted to leave Minnesota. I just had no idea where to. I looked at apartment prices in a ton of different states.
For my 21st birthday, boyfriend and I went on a week long vacation to parts of Cali and to Las Vegas with a majority of our time being spent in Las Vegas.
We fell in love with this city. One drunken night on The Strip, boyfriend said that we should move there. I was so excited that he finally had a suggestion to move somewhere. I kept telling him that I wanted to move out of state but he never seemed down for it. I was starting to believe that he wanted to stay in Minnesota.
He still says he loves and misses MN all the time but…
This splendidly spring-like day was conducive to more autumn tidying in the garden, after which we went for a drive in the forest.
We hadn’t been down Pauls Lane before. We hoped we wouldn’t meet anyone approaching from the opposite direction.
From a little further on we noticed that, despite the temperature in the teens, all the horses in a field were wearing their winter rugs. There was just room, on a bend, for Jackie to squeeze the Modus onto a bend for me to take these photographs.
Ponies sheltered under the trees outside the entrance to Settorn’s Caravan and Camping site.
One must have trampled on
this group of toadstools.
Burley was so congested with traffic that we struggled to find a spot in the car park.
The families of visitors made us realise that it was half-term.
Who wants to visit New York? I know I do! Unfortunately I’ve never been and it isn’t in my agenda anytime soon!
Fortunately for us we have Trudy from Rendezvous En New York! Her website can be found at http://www.rendezvousennewyork.com/ and her posts are filled with articles and photos on… New York!!! I really enjoy browsing the different events and restaurants she goes to. Her posts are well crafted and fun to read!
I’ve known Trudy on WordPress for some time now and her website is easy to promote. She is a great blogger and runs a great blog you should check out!
1 – Build a few churches and hire some people to pray for me daily. Maybe even give myself a position?
2 – Feed all the kids and unfeed all the adults.
3 – Create my own Powerball where people give me money and someone supposedly wins weekly.
4 – Change my name to Chang and disappear.
5 – I’ll be the asshole with the exotic pets I never take care of myself (because that’s how your ass gets eaten). Maybe a liger or two.
6 – Buy a television station (so I can’t get fired), host a show where I pay people to clap for me constantly because that has to be great for your self esteem, and prepare an army of lawyers.
7 – Don’t do number 6 and instead buy an island away from everyone I don’t care about.
8 – Taste every single scotch in the world.
9 – Visit all the famous places I want to see before someone blows it up or ruins it.
10 – There are many daily activities I find tedious, but brushing my teeth is top on that list. I’d hire someone to brush my teeth for me, like a personal dentist. Do we really have to do it three times a day though…