Gary

You ate all the popcorn asshole…

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Instagram

I share my photos on Instagram.


You can add me, but I don’t always add people back. The reason is that apparently half the people, more than half, are hot models on Instagram. That presents a problem for your average husband that browses on their phone.

“Hey whatcha looking at?”

“Ohhhh just scrolling through my Instagram feed.”

“Oh my god she looks like a model!”

“Yea and apparently she is Russian. I mean a blogger.”

“Oh my god… all of them look like models!”

“…”

“What the fuck?!?”

“I mean I don’t judge…

… fine I’ll unfollow them…”

And that is how that goes. Or maybe it doesn’t for you. Good for fucking you Gary.

Anyways, you can add me if you want. It is a new account and every photo is from my iPhone.

-OM