Hunting Fall

We went Hunting Fall and where the green leaves meet autumn’s call.


We listened amongst the broken sound of tumbling streams while making dreams.


When nature calls we drop it all. We go on an adventure called Hunting Fall!


-OM

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Retirement

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wicked-tuna/

I let my wife know I have found my retirement gig already! Catching Tuna in Florida!!!

What could be more fun than fishing… for money?!? And my name could be Captain Cushman too! How cool is that?

I don’t know of many Asian Captains, I am sure there are many since we are so awesome at everything, but I can’t recall any famous names off the top of my head.

Maybe Captain Cushman will go down in history!

If you haven’t seen the show Wicked Tuna, which is the cause of my new fervor, it is a really fun show! These guys make thousands off huge tuna fish!

I hope they don’t catch them all before I get there…

If anyone wants a signed copy of this drawing I can make that happen. I am sure some of you are shocked by my art skills.

-OM

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@smokendust

Why I don’t Ski

“So I want everyone to do the next step and place their feet out so their skis make a backward V,” the instructor said in the bored voice one would expect from someone that has given this lesson a million times. His eyes would occasionally drift to the slopes where everyone else was having fun.

I was still on step one. “What did he say? Something about Bacardi?,” I said as I worked to keep my skis steady. I was of the few humans, apparently, that thought people didn’t belong on long aluminum death sticks that shoot down mountains at the speed of a million miles an hour. And it wasn’t even a mountain we were on. I was skiing for the first time in Gatlinburg, TN on what could only be called a large hill. I realized this later in life when I moved to Denver, Colorado and learned what real mountains were.

“Ok so that’s it. The lesson is over and I want you all to try the bunny slopes first,” the instructor almost yelled as he hurried away to his next lesson or simply somewhere else.

My sister and I looked at each other and then headed towards the bunny slopes. They were easy and it was basically just a few yards of straight hill without the danger of being killed by the oncoming traffic I saw further down. We eventually got bored and I suggested moving to the next level up the “mountain.” Small decisions in life really do matter people.

Things were going great when I set off down the intermediate slope. Speed was good, no one had run into me, I was even able to look around and was starting to realize why people skied when things went drastically wrong. I started speeding up. That V shit that instructor was babbling about. Yea that shit didn’t work. It was like a roller coaster without brakes and suddenly all these people were around me. When did this hill get so crowded? I started moving to the right to maybe intentionally crash and call it quits when I didn’t crash. I started going back up the hill towards the bunny slopes. I heroically threw my body to the side to avoid any human casualties and laid there a minute thankful to be alive. I have never skied again.

Jason

-OM

@smokendust

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