Crystal ball

I know how I will be injured in the future and it won’t be by stepping on a lego.

Those do hurt though.

No, my next major injury will come from stepping on an earring left on the carpet. I found some today and luckily I pushed my inevitable future out by one day.

… it’s gonna hurt.

I can already feel it.

#lifeofadad

-OM

@smokendust

Daily Colorado

My back hurts and I’m angry because no one showed up to help…

Whatever happened to helping your fellow man snow shovel? You are all getting ugly socks for Christmas.

-OM

@smokendust

Daily

I will never eat crab cakes unless I am near an ocean.

I will never eat crab cakes unless I am near an ocean.

I will never eat crab cakes unless I am near an ocean.

I will never eat crab cakes unless I am near an ocean.

Ugh. My stomach still hurts.

-OM