Pharmaceutical 

This commercial just told me I could buy a drug to cure my stomach problems, but may cause me to get a life threatening disease called Kidoacidocious (spelling? A disease that causes the game to end). Why can’t they find a drug that just heals you… and doesn’t “possibly” kill you? -OM 44.1 @smokendust

GoDaddy

“Hi, can I please speak to Jason Cushman?” “This is him…” “Hi! This is Gary from GoDaddy and I wanted to let you know your SSL cert is going to expire soon!” “Yea I know. I still own the domain through you guys, but I dropped your WordPress service because it was a piece of…

My Precious?!?

I noticed a post from https://cyranny.wordpress.com/2016/12/20/my-precious/ in which she shared her precious… and I immediately feared she had stolen one of mine! (Note: My eyes hurt when I open them that wide…) I immediately did what I do anytime there is an emergency… And then went out looking for my rings! Who could have stolen my…

THE DAY DEMOCRACY DIED

Originally posted on rixlibris:
The polls open here in six hours. Twenty-four hours from now America will have a new President-Elect. Half of the population will be elated, the other half dejected, and the beat will go on. Without regard to which candidate prevails we will be witness to the end of this country’s long…