7 things not to do if you are falling in the snow or ice

1 – Look to your wife for help. Because apparently she is going to laugh first and then 59 minutes later ask if you are ok.

2 – Hope it isn’t going to hurt this time. It will. Shit always hurts…

3 – Pray to the God of Snow to make it stop. You have time to pray during falling, I’ve done it. The problem is that the God of Snow doesn’t give a fuck about you and is on vacation. He leaves his minions to do his dirty work.

4 – I ran out of reason. My wrist still hurts.

Apparently my New Year’s resolution was to fall a lot.

-OM

@smokendust

My other daily

Drip… drip… drip…

… for months my shower did that.

I even changed the shower head twice! Nope! Drip!

I got fed up and called a plumber yesterday to replace the rubber thing inside I googled about. I should have done it myself.

Keep in mind if you’ve been on this ride for awhile, I broke a toilet a while back trying to repair it…

The wife was not happy.

So I wanted to avoid all that.

So I paid $160…

That’s $100 for labor apparently.

Sigh…

-OM

@smokendust

Daily

I never understood why the knife was on the right and fork on the left when I can’t eat with my knife only and I’m right handed. I mean… I could eat with my knife only…

I even attended cotillion as a teen, but don’t remember the answer. Interesting.

-Opinionated Man

@smokendust