The Truth about Blogging

“You have so many subscribers but I never see many comments or likes. How’d you get your follower count so high?”

What didn’t I do?

I got my first 4,000 subscribers by telling them I knew the secret to blogging. They told their friends and now everyone is waiting for that secret. I’ve been claiming I’m going to reveal it for some time now. It does wonders for your views because “they” keep coming back expecting to see the secret of blogging!

The next 4,000 followers came when I revealed my new religion. Creating a new religion is easy online and people are willing to follow anything.

10,000 followers came from my YouTube videos. I have an amazing singing voice and I can’t help people think my dancing is amazeballs.

I wrote an ebook once. It was actually just my posts compiled as a book because I’m a lazy tard. I got 12.5 new readers from that move, but me thinks they may not really be readers.

1,000,000 views came from simply withholding my name for a couple years and promising it was going to be spectacular when I revealed it. It wasn’t. My name is Jason Chandler Cushman. Feel the amazement? … Well that’s probably why no one kept following after that.

I went self hosted and all three readers I currently have followed me. I ported over my subscribers to the self hosted site and then changed my mind and came back here. Then I changed my mind and went back to self hosted… then was again like ‘eh’ and came back. Now everyone probably thinks this site is written by my not as famous uncle Fred who really just wants to make paper airplanes.

What are we at? Like 22,000? The rest came from advertising that I’ll do personal favors I never did. If you make it exciting… people get excited. And they follow you around until they realize you are just a tease.

That about covers it. If you are ever curious why my subscriber count is so high and the comments/likes so low that’s why. I should have followed through on some of those personal favors.

-OM

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Where are my collectors at??

There aren’t many bloggers that work as hard as this blogger! Check her work out! -OM
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*Press it* Picture Battle – OM vs Cyra, the sigh fight! #46

Well she will definitely win with this kind of support…
Photo battles are supposed to be fought with honor, like jousting for coins! Boo! LoL 😒 -OM
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Its good to be crazy Sometimes

Cyranny has a battle going on, but I have a feeling her photo will win it via Picture Battle – OM vs Cyra, the sigh fight!

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2,000,000 Views

I have no clue why…

I just feel an urge to hit 2,000,000 views before I hang up my hat. It is like an itch or a tickle in the back of my neck.

Is it a push… or a pull? To some it doesn’t matter.

It does to me. It always has to me.

To earn a million off just writing would be nice. It would be amazing for a simple blogger like me.

We’ll get there one day at a time like we always have.

-OM

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I take it back

Ok, I take it back.

I’m into the bachelorette now and I don’t agree with what Becca said about his mental status. I formed my opinion after reading all the angry articles on yahoo.com of course. Written by bloggers.

Now I’m angry too.

And for those of you snickering and saying “oh my god… opinionated man watches girly shows…”

… yea I do watch shows with girls on it.

If I wanted to see a dude I’d visit Gary’s site.

-OM