Crystal ball

I know how I will be injured in the future and it won’t be by stepping on a lego.

Those do hurt though.

No, my next major injury will come from stepping on an earring left on the carpet. I found some today and luckily I pushed my inevitable future out by one day.

… it’s gonna hurt.

I can already feel it.

#lifeofadad

-OM

@smokendust

Ok…

This bartender must not like tips.

I’ve gotten two drinks and chips without a single word of response from this bartender. That’s either amazingly efficient or you just don’t give a fuck about being a good bartender.

Conversation is a basic job requirement…

Before you ask, yes, I’ve worked in the industry most of my life…

-OM

Daily Colorado

My first cast iron skillet! I’m not sure why it took me so long to get one.

This was an early early Christmas present…

I’m gonna make cornbread!

-OM

44.1

@smokendust