Relic

Look at this treasure I found in my old Pre AP English book! This was from the 11th grade, so about 20 years ago!!!

Good to know my handwriting is still awful. A teacher called it chicken scratch once.

If you are wondering why it was called pre AP, we had that level for juniors before going into AP class your senior year and hopefully passing the test which would grant you roughly around 3 hours of college credit. My eleventh grade teacher at the time wasn’t my biggest fan and I remember her telling me to find other hobbies other than writing. I just wasn’t that good to her.

I went on to pass that AP test with a 4 and got my 3 hours so I didn’t have to sit through boring 101 English in college. I’m not sure if that’s how it is done still.

Anyways, cool find. Boy I drifted off on that one…

-OM

@smokendust

44.1

Don’t read

Disclaimer: I told you not to read this.

Team of badgers thinks they can take the bear’s job because a fucking walrus runs one fucking thing a day and thinks he can run the world!

The problem with the badgers is they don’t document shit and their processes are nonexistent so they turn an environment into shit.

Then you have to get a team of pigeons in to clean it up because none of the jobs will run. That’s what happens when you have the same people writing code and releasing code. That’s also why you have a separation of power!

Much like god and country… god doesn’t need everyone bothering him on everything.

You also don’t want the same stuff in the same channel because then it breeds mistakes.

Even if you say…

“fuck them pigeons!!”

then the bats come in and audit and you are fucked.

Don’t you miss the pigeons now?

No?

Why?

Because you are a badger!

Fucking zoo.

I’m done with this week.

-OM

@smokendust