7 things not to do if you are falling in the snow or ice

1 – Look to your wife for help. Because apparently she is going to laugh first and then 59 minutes later ask if you are ok.

2 – Hope it isn’t going to hurt this time. It will. Shit always hurts…

3 – Pray to the God of Snow to make it stop. You have time to pray during falling, I’ve done it. The problem is that the God of Snow doesn’t give a fuck about you and is on vacation. He leaves his minions to do his dirty work.

4 – I ran out of reason. My wrist still hurts.

Apparently my New Year’s resolution was to fall a lot.

-OM

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Opinions?

Should this watch be worn by a male or female?

In other words… do I need to give this to my wife? I ordered it on impulse online…

Yes that’s my wrist. I have small ones.

-Opinionated Man

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My other daily

Drip… drip… drip…

… for months my shower did that.

I even changed the shower head twice! Nope! Drip!

I got fed up and called a plumber yesterday to replace the rubber thing inside I googled about. I should have done it myself.

Keep in mind if you’ve been on this ride for awhile, I broke a toilet a while back trying to repair it…

The wife was not happy.

So I wanted to avoid all that.

So I paid $160…

That’s $100 for labor apparently.

Sigh…

-OM

@smokendust

Daily

I never understood why the knife was on the right and fork on the left when I can’t eat with my knife only and I’m right handed. I mean… I could eat with my knife only…

I even attended cotillion as a teen, but don’t remember the answer. Interesting.

-Opinionated Man

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Friendship

I’ve had many people I’ve called friend in my past. I have many close friends in my life. I don’t talk to many of them often and I don’t visit home that much.

I’ve run from demons in my past, the kind that chase you in your dreams. They walk among you in the day and I can see them even today. Those sights I see are home to me and a home I’ll never have.

Home is where you are, or at least that’s what they say. Home to me, home is here in Colorado for now.

You shouldn’t ever feel like you owe someone something in friendship. If you borrow money it is a different story, but that’s why you try not to allow money to ever be a factor in friendship. Don’t ever loan someone money unless you truly want to see how strong your friendship is when that dirty rotten thieving bastard doesn’t pay you back that money you specifically counted out for him from the stack of cash you went to the bank in the freezing cold to get for him… err.

Anyways, I could go on and on about friendship.

Because I’m probably a bad friend.

I should work on that.

-Opinionated Man

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