Crystal ball

I know how I will be injured in the future and it won’t be by stepping on a lego.

Those do hurt though.

No, my next major injury will come from stepping on an earring left on the carpet. I found some today and luckily I pushed my inevitable future out by one day.

… it’s gonna hurt.

I can already feel it.

#lifeofadad

-OM

@smokendust

9 Reasons Why My Readers Disappoint Me

1 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

2 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

3 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

4 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

5 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

6 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

7 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

8 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

9 – I asked everyone to bring a shovel to clear snow and no one came.

-Opinionated Man

44.1

@smokendust

Daily Colorado

My back hurts and I’m angry because no one showed up to help…

Whatever happened to helping your fellow man snow shovel? You are all getting ugly socks for Christmas.

-OM

@smokendust