Arizona

Fun fact: Cactuses, while colorful decorative vegetation, make horrible barriers for basketball courts.

If your basketball happens to bounce and land into one it will pop and force you to buy a brand new ball.

-OM

Phoenix

The people in Arizona have been great.

Phoenix Suns fans are mean.

Ok that may be unfair, but a “fan” stole my seat, tried to get my friend to go god knows where with him, and then pushed me while I was trying to slide by him nearly sending me tumbling down three rows.

No joke, if I wasn’t ninja fast I could have broken something.

I told my wife by text and she sent me an emoji with a head shake.

I swear it wasn’t my fault! Freaking Suns fans… next time I won’t cheer for the other team I guess…

-OM

Daily

I wouldn’t suggest posting things like this.

I’d like to complain.

Apparently in Arizona there are cameras with radar detectors that trigger and snap photos of your license plate if you are speeding.

Now I’m not admitting guilt.

In fact, the guy in front of me was most definitely speeding and should be brought to justice! If the camera got me while capturing that culprit I suggest the sherif saddle up and get the real bad guy.

Which brings me to my complaint.

Cameras? On a light post? Argh!!!

In Memphis someone would have handled that by now with a baseball bat. In Colorado they wouldn’t work for 75% of the year due to ice and snow.

It’s lame. I hate them.

Someone should have to chase me down and stand in the sun to write me a ticket. I haven’t gotten a ticket in eighteen years and if one comes in the mail I’m gonna suit up and go to see his lordship in court. I don’t roll over for cameras and as I already said… the true speeding villain is still out there and he cut me off!

Why isn’t something being done?!?

-Opinionated Man

Random Facts

I know I’m posting a lot. I used to do that a ton, you’ll get used to it… or you won’t and you’ll leave.

We’ll both live.

I found a new barber in my new town and I’m happy it is so close! I got to hear a conversation near me about politics and it made me laugh inside. You never want to offend someone that is either cutting your hair or working on your teeth. That’s gotta be the dumbest thing possible to do because they have you in your most vulnerable situation. Well, I guess there’s also the time I got my colonoscopy and I warned the young nurses I was a virgin and to be gentle before putting me to sleep. They laughed… but come to think of it their laugh was a bit evil…

I haven’t rented a home in over fifteen years and I’m reminded now how much I hate it. Landlords really have you by the balls don’t they.

-OM

Daily

The drivers out here are freaking nuts. 65 on 45 streets with zero fucks given. A guy tried to merge his car into mine this morning on the way to work.

Seriously world, just because you put your blinker on doesn’t mean you have the rightaway. Especially if I’m right next to you! I hate it was dark still and he didn’t see my middle finger swirl.

On a brighter note – found a great Korean restaurant five minutes from home!

It was probably some of the best Galbi and pork belly I’ve had stateside. I could eat there everyday!!! It took us almost 25 minutes to get to the one and only Korean restaurant in Arvada, CO.

Love the food options here.

-Opinionated Man