This commercial just told me I could buy a drug to cure my stomach problems, but may cause me to get a life threatening disease called Kidoacidocious (spelling? A disease that causes the game to end). Why can’t they find a drug that just heals you… and doesn’t “possibly” kill you? -OM 44.1 @smokendust

The Daily Opinion – Lunch

I am considering ordering either a pizza or a calzone. I fear ordering a single pizza for myself will be viewed as gluttonous by only those that spiritually care to care. But I love pizza and if I get to Heaven and there is no pizza I’ll wonder what Heaven is. This isn’t really one…