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Women Only – Women Talk

For Mature Audiences. Skip this if that ain’t you. I won’t lie to you girls. Sometimes I feel like changing my name to Opinionated Woman and switching sides… for a day. Don’t get me wrong, being a guy is cool. We get to pee standing up, although I later learned in life women can still…

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Men Only – The Guy Book

1 – Agree with everything they say except for the next to last item. You don’t want them thinking you are just mindlessly nodding (even though you are), but you also want to end every conversation on an agreement… to prevent further conversation. Obviously. 2 – “Does this make me look fat?” This seems to…

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Man Code

They keep reading our posts so we will just use man code. The goose calls at midnight and the cow jumps over the moon. Beware the snakes at noon and buy more beer. Oops. I mean get more provisions… The cat meows while chasing tigers and four eggs hatched tomorrow. Turn over the bacon. -OM