For Men Only – Tip of the Day

If you want to snack without getting crumbs in the bed and you happen to have gone to a chocolate store just for a certain toffee treat covered with nuts that you don’t want to share…

Just tear the bag and turn it into a plate! With proper aim, it becomes kind of like a bib-plate. Works great, especially if you are turning away so you don’t have to share…

You can thank me later guys! I’m like a super hero.

-Opinionated Man

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For Men Only – Traps

There’s this little laugh women make before they try to pull you into a trap. It’s real subtle.

It sounds like a creaking grate used to cover the pit to the fiery depths of hell…

Don’t fall for those traps men! Be vigilant!

Look for the laugh. It sounds like… well I can’t do it, but you know what I mean.

Be strong.

-Opinionated Man

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