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“Get Over It” Day!!!

Today is “Get Over It Day.” Everyone else seems to find it so easy to tell you to “get over it” right? Well why should they have all the fun? I want in on this action and now declare today THAT day. I’ll make a flag later. Gary your infatuation with ladybugs is creepy as…

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10 Thanksgiving Plans

1 – Eat all the things. 2 – Eat all the things again. 3 – Loosen belt by two to four holes. 4 – … we are eating again here… 5 – Avoid Christmas talk. 6 – Look at people’s food on my Facebook reader and be jealous I’m not eating it. 7 – Eat…

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10 Ways to Steak

How do you grill these when this happens to your grill… Here are some ways! 1 – Place the steak back in the cow to warm it up! 2 – Eat a salad instead. Kale salad! Yum! These guys like kale…  3 – Wrap the uncooked meat in cooked bacon. Bacon makes everything better. 4…

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10 Ways To Write Without Fear

1 – Write with a lightsaber. Who is honestly going to try and correct your spelling when you are holding a damn lightsaber? 2 – Write a 1,000,000 word disclaimer that totally absolves you of any guilt. 3 – Only write drafts. Never publish. 4 – Write in invisible ink. 5 – Change your name…

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The Lonely Blogger

I consider myself the lonely blogger. I walk into my virtual building, HR Tower, and it is 52 stories of empty rooms. All of them are for me. That’s how I like it in my reality and my mentality. Open free space that is waiting for me to fill it with myself. I’ve had several…