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The Day I Gave Zero Fucks

Disclaimer: Language. Buy a clue from the title.   KNOCK KNOCK… KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! “Jesus, that better be Publisher’s Clearing House with a giant ass check,” I mumbled to myself as I got to the door. It wasn’t. “Hello Son! Is your father home?” an overly cheerful man in a suit too large for…

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A WordPress Story

In a virtual land not far from the land we are talking about there lived three dragons named Linda, Deon, and Jim. There were three other dragons, but the writer couldn’t handle that many characters so we cut Gary, Brenda, and Kunal from the first draft. Sorry… maybe next time guys… Now because these three…

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My Daily Rant

“You know those things could kill you!” I am an occasional smoker of cigarettes. I am 35 years old and don’t need anyone’s advice on my life decisions at this point. It is always amusing to me when people take my young looks and assume I am a younger age. They then take that assumption…

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Another HarsH ReaLiTy Meeting

Angry: How in the hell did we end up back on WordPress? Who in the fuck is making the decisions around here? Jason:  I am still over here dude…. and still making the decisions for us. Why are you so angry? Angry: You have a short memory fearless leader. Don’t you remember the last time…