The Justice League finally accepts me as a member. North Korea kidnaps me. And then makes me Emperor. WordPress makes me a member of their Freshly Pressed staff. Wait… never mind. That really isn’t a moon up there. The Broncos accept me on as Peyton Manning’s backup. People find out who I really am. My robotic arms stop working. My […]Read more
Category: Random Lists – By: OM
Random lists I like to do.
“I hope you don’t get offended by this but…” You are about to say something that is going to make me want to punch you in the face right? I never understood why people feel the need to say this. It must be due to a weak backbone because they normally follow this phrase with something highly offensive. “I hope […]Read more
1) I can walk to the park and start swinging my arms around and claim it is some form of martial arts when it isn’t and people will join in. 2) My eyes are so small I don’t really need shades. I buy them anyways because they make me look badass. 3) If I am ever lost in the woods […]Read more
Every year I try to cater to my few male followers and write an opinionated article for Valentine’s day. This is a long standing tradition running a year now. I couldn’t think of anything witty to write this year other than my previous post “Why you are alone on Valentine’s Day” so I decided I would write a list of […]Read more