1 – Your bio is unbelievable. https://aopinionatedman.com/harsh-reality/ A Korean Jason Cushman? How dumb do we look.
2 – You are too nice.
3 – You blog about religion. I’m just kidding, I like religion.
4 – You are popular. No one wants to visit the popular sites… that just makes us jealous.
5 – You wrote a post about women and included the word “crazy” in it. What were you thinking?
6 – You are a dad blogger and share photos of your kids. We are here to read the work of studs! Not duds…
7 – You think you are writing poetry but no one gets it. (Guilty)
8 – You are always somewhere special. No one is that special… we hope.
9 – Your Blog is the same thing as CNN. CNN.com is less letters to type.
10 – You are somehow in every disaster that ever occurs. That’s just not possible is it?
11 – You create delicious food posts that make my mediocre food taste even more mediocre.
12 – You write too well. Again, it makes us jealous.
13 – Your Blog is pink. I hate pink.
14 – You love everyone. No one loves everyone…
15 – You like the New England Patriots and thereby perpetuate the cycle of cheating ass teams continuously increasing their fan base each year.
16 – You blog on instagram. No one has time to read a photo.
17 – You hate me and told me to stay away.
18 – You had a giveaway, I won, and you never delivered my pony…
19 – You write list posts.
20 – Your blog post was over 40,000 words. That’s called a book and you should be selling it.
21 – I couldn’t find your most recent blog post.
22 – I couldn’t find your blog because you failed to link it to your screen name. I called your name a few times though. Gary… Gary…
23 – You blog about things a month late. I get we are all busy, but current events are called “current” for a reason.
24 – You are a _____.
25 – You didn’t tag right and no one saw your amazing post.
26 – Your name is Opinionated Man and everyone thinks you are annoying.