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10 Things Not to Say to an Asian

-Do your parents speak English? No, they kind of wave their arms around and point at things while grunting. So do you like eat rice every day? So do you like eat fat every day? When did you come to this country? How do you know I wasn’t born here? Do you eat Asian food?…

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Things that annoy me

When people ask to show you a “short video” on YouTube or Facebook and it ends up being thirty minutes long. I don’t have time for this shit! That’s a television show! When people plagiarize from my blogger friends. Like this http://swetacyborg.blogspot.ca/2015/11/yes-i-am-racist.html?google_comment_id=z12ty5pinnrkdnh2u222jrxyokyvzrmw504&m=1 which was stolen from a blogger here https://skinnyandsingle.ca/2015/11/09/yes-im-racist/ When you are out of…

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Survey

Who do you love? Peyton Manning Who do you hate? Tom Baby What is your favorite color? The color of sadness. What is your favorite food? Bacon and pizza. And scotch. You can mix them all together into one dish for me. What country do you want to visit? Skyrim What do you want to…

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Blogging

“If you have 55,000 followers why do you only have a hundred likes per post?” Because I started finger painting and people hate it. Stop shaming me! Because I joked about being a woman, then being a man again, and now people are confused. Relax everyone… I still have balls. Because I ran out of…

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10 Things I Hate About You

You stand far too close to me. Are you standing this close because you heard rubbing against an Asian is good luck? You pop your gum constantly… for hours on end. It causes me to want to climb a wall OR to go over and hit you on the back causing you to spit the…

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Things I Don’t Get

1 – How does wind blow snow in, but it requires a shovel to get the snow out? 2 – When did pizza companies stop putting real coupons on their boxes? These are the exact same deals on your website and commercials! Why are you needlessly murdering baby trees? 3 – I hate when people say “we…

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“Get Over It” Day!!!

Today is “Get Over It Day.” Everyone else seems to find it so easy to tell you to “get over it” right? Well why should they have all the fun? I want in on this action and now declare today THAT day. I’ll make a flag later. Gary your infatuation with ladybugs is creepy as…