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Vodka and sprite

I don’t understand what is so hard about it. All I asked for was a Grey Goose and Sprite and what I ALWAYS get is a vodka and water. Who the fuck drinks vodka and water? Top shelf? Seriously? I’ve been to a ton of restaurants and it has become a little game we play.…

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Blogging

I think I disappoint new readers and shatter expectations daily. Not in a good way. They come here expecting amazing posts and awesome photos, a reason for why people subscribed. Instead they find out what I did today or who made me angry. Anger is very blog worthy. They hear about how the corner of…

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Neverland

They say neverland is never forever, but what if you don’t believe that. What if you can’t help but let your mind slip into a moment as you play with a sudden sentence you think of or catch a sight you will never see again. What if your fingers dance away from the keys of…

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The Day I Gave Zero Fucks

Disclaimer: Language. Buy a clue from the title.   KNOCK KNOCK… KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! “Jesus, that better be Publisher’s Clearing House with a giant ass check,” I mumbled to myself as I got to the door. It wasn’t. “Hello Son! Is your father home?” an overly cheerful man in a suit too large for…

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Day 8030

I was in a dilemma. I had to meet Kevin soon at the judo tournament, but the bottle of Jack was calling me. Well technically a flask. I said fuck it and hit it of course because that’s what twenty two year olds do sometimes. Actually at that point in my life I was doing…