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Gary

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You ate all the popcorn asshole…

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Personal

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On a personal note my knee is doing just fine thank you. It is healing nicely…


Although you’ll note some slight swelling around the outer edges of the damaged scar tissue and upper knee. I’m anticipating months of healing to come, but I’m pleased with the rate it is going.

I’m hurt no one has asked me today how my knee is after my post yesterday.

I assume people are battling equally traumatic experiences.

I understand.

-OM

Holy Shit… Opinionated Man Watches the Bachelorette

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https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/bachelorette-apos-rachel-lindsay-cried-204640075.html

I got some stuff to get off my chest Rachel and you aren’t going to like it. Unfortunately for you, I am forced to watch your show when my wife watches it. This past episode made me think you are a real piece of work.

I am not going to draw this out into a long post. You –

1 – Forced that man to get into a confrontation with his father who he was estranged from for… show ratings. What a termagant!

2 – You finally tell a guy on the show you love them and then you send him home the same day. For no reason. Other than you already got your show ratings from ruining his future years or entire life with his family. Proud of yourself?

3 – “I don’t say things just to say them.” Is what you said to Dean at the rose ceremony (yes I know what a fucking rose ceremony is and it pisses me the fuck off). Other than the word “love” apparently. You like to toss that one around.

4 – What I hate the most is that I cared enough to see the end so I could hate her even more. Ugh… now I hate MYSELF! What a vicious circle.

-Opinionated Man

Instagram

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I share my photos on Instagram.


You can add me, but I don’t always add people back. The reason is that apparently half the people, more than half, are hot models on Instagram. That presents a problem for your average husband that browses on their phone.

“Hey whatcha looking at?”

“Ohhhh just scrolling through my Instagram feed.”

“Oh my god she looks like a model!”

“Yea and apparently she is Russian. I mean a blogger.”

“Oh my god… all of them look like models!”

“…”

“What the fuck?!?”

“I mean I don’t judge…

… fine I’ll unfollow them…”

And that is how that goes. Or maybe it doesn’t for you. Good for fucking you Gary.

Anyways, you can add me if you want. It is a new account and every photo is from my iPhone.

-OM