“You guys don’t celebrate Chinese New Year?” No! Because we aren’t Chinese! No! Because my wife is Hmong and the Chinese ran her people out of their country. Seems odd to celebrate […]
No Not all Asians celebrate Chinese news years. You know… because of history and all… -OM @smokendust
And then I burnt my toast! Fuck me… I’m eating it.
This gsjydgejobhvsgiwgwv is making me unhappy. I’m turning into a stressed out, hunted, Korean fox with nowhere to run. And it snowed again. Fuck. Maybe it is due to learning new things […]
Just saw a guy walk in wearing a murse. I’m offended. This is not ok… -Opinionated Man @smokendust
Jason: Fuck me. We are never doing that again. Happiness: Who fills a room with a bunch of red buttons? That was horrifying! Drunk: Were those dolls looking at us? Something touched […]
Drunk: What the hell is the hidden tavern and why can I see it? I like the word tavern for some reason… Jason: It says on the guest map that this is […]
I caught a glimpse of a silhouette against the light a moon had wept. The silver tendrils of goodbye drifted while refusing to die in the sky. I watched my story unfold […]
“Hello? Is this Marquee?” No… “Ummmmm ok, am I pronouncing it wrong?” My name is Jason Cushman. “Oh. So… way off.” Way off. Bye.
They gave my daughter math homework which highlighted the teams for the Super Bowl. That’s cool. Learning math is important. I just asked her who the greatest quarterback ever is and she […]
Life of a dad… “What are you all watching?” “Vampires!!!” “What is this… twilight?!?!?!?!?! This is lame. Boo.” “You’re lame!” “… well that was mean… I’m changing it to Blade. At least […]
WordPress makes me refollow some sites for some reason that I’ve followed since y1. I’m probably still on the naughty list. Or maybe Gary got a job at WP and now has […]
Making you feel sadness is easy. But can we find happiness past the next period. Turning the page, there’s rage, the next page… We’ll write here for a bit. -OM 44.1 @smokendust
I wish you people would stop harassing me with your happiness… it is disgusting. -OM 44.1 @smokendust
Nooooo!!!! Why didn’t I remember to buy more…
No seriously. Shut the fuck up and don’t tell anyone but the inner circle.
Remain professional. Only tell your inner circle.
Ok… one more year. HarsH ReaLiTy is now five years old. Seems like it’s been longer. My life has changed a lot since I made this blog, but the reason I use […]
Originally posted on Cordelia's Mom, Still:
… or at least re-absorbed. When I created Not Cordelia’s Mom (a/k/a Not CM) in 2014, I felt like I was two different people: the calm,…
You are such a coward. Even when you attack… you retreat. -OM 44.1 @smokendust
… You go shovel… I miss San Diego. Notice how the snow seems to all fall in my yard. The only thing making me smile is the thought of Tom Brady losing […]
I think it sets a dangerous standard when you tell your kids “you can’t be racist because you are a minority and we are oppressed, but you can be prejudice I guess.” […]
I am just really busy. I’ll post soon… I know you miss me Gary… settle down. It is embarrassing. God But really stop planning the “he is gone posts.” I’m never gone […]