Ring ring ring…
“Hello?”
“Hi Mr. Cushman this is Lawndoctor calling about an annual membership for lawn care. When can we get started?”
“Well I don’t have a lawn anymore…”
“Ok, so we’ll need to adjust your membership?”
“Well I sold my house and don’t have a yard… so yeah, I guess so…”
“Ok we’ll follow up in a couple months then, thanks!”
“But I still won’t have a lawn and there’s hardly any grass in Arizona…”
“Ok… I’ll take you off our call list. CLICK”
In retrospect I should have just led out with the Arizona line. It seemed to work faster.
-OM
Like the mortgage companies that KEEP CALLING to refinance the house I haven’t owned for a year now. Sigh.
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I hear ya on that! Hahaha
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bad…very bad…vw
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I would have scheduled a visit with them so they could come out and see how much time is wasted by calling people who don’t have lawns. That way they can see just how it feels to have their time wasted! :>)
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But then I’d still be on the calling list! 😩
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I’m sure they have a branch that sells and maintains colored stone lawns. Perhaps they could interest you in that? I also did not know you have moved to Arizona. Enjoy the heat come summer.
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They will call again in a couple months, you are never removed from list. They’ll probably sell your name to an Arizona cactus trimming company.
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If you said that you are currently living in Alaska, they might just leave you alone–lol.
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I’m gonna use Alaska next! Lmao
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(❁´◡`❁)👍👍
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Reblogged this on "Cat Lyon's Reading and Writing Den" and commented:
Cat’s Weekend Humor Pick courtesy of ~OM!
I had no idea he was “Living La Vida Loco” in ARIZONA!
Enjoy! DA CAT
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OK, wait? Hold Up!! Are really now living in Arizona and you didn’t tell ***CAT****??? Or were you just waiting for me to FIGURE IT OUT? Or have you been here the WHOLE TIME??? LOL!
If you are in Arizona?? What area? Cause I live here too and we should meet for some “Spiked JAVA!” LOL… Cat Lyon xoxo
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I moved here two months ago! LoL!
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Hee here. I got a card with a number to liberty mutual insurance from the bank and I still feel knowing rightly it’s just an ad Mr Seyfarth when I feel like on the other hand somehow my ship is this ad is not proof justt coincidentally times arriving my ship is coming in which could be a condition of illness and I just think no my ships coming in but no proof is backing this belief as in I mentioned condition…so Kenny Rodgers… I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in…. How about we stick to coffee? Yeah I’ll spike it
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Spiked coffee sounds good to me!!!
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I’m nott sure on scotch but, butter scotch coffee is good. Maybe I shan’t waste the hooch. I’m thinking rum at present which means more coconut milk. Yo ho ho
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