Random

Ring ring ring…

“Hello?”

“Hi Mr. Cushman this is Lawndoctor calling about an annual membership for lawn care. When can we get started?”

“Well I don’t have a lawn anymore…”

“Ok, so we’ll need to adjust your membership?”

“Well I sold my house and don’t have a yard… so yeah, I guess so…”

“Ok we’ll follow up in a couple months then, thanks!”

“But I still won’t have a lawn and there’s hardly any grass in Arizona…”

“Ok… I’ll take you off our call list. CLICK”

In retrospect I should have just led out with the Arizona line. It seemed to work faster.

-OM

16 thoughts on “Random

  1. OK, wait? Hold Up!! Are really now living in Arizona and you didn’t tell ***CAT****??? Or were you just waiting for me to FIGURE IT OUT? Or have you been here the WHOLE TIME??? LOL!
    If you are in Arizona?? What area? Cause I live here too and we should meet for some “Spiked JAVA!” LOL… Cat Lyon xoxo

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  2. Hee here. I got a card with a number to liberty mutual insurance from the bank and I still feel knowing rightly it’s just an ad Mr Seyfarth when I feel like on the other hand somehow my ship is this ad is not proof justt coincidentally times arriving my ship is coming in which could be a condition of illness and I just think no my ships coming in but no proof is backing this belief as in I mentioned condition…so Kenny Rodgers… I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in…. How about we stick to coffee? Yeah I’ll spike it

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