How my day went

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I got up at midnight for a bowl of cereal. Opened the brand new box, whatever worker sealed that bag should get a damn medal – really well done, Supermanned the bag open and poured a bowl of Raisin Bran.

Got some milk on it and opened the lower cabinet. Grabbed the salt and sprinkled some on, then put it away.

Took a giant bite.

Why does this taste really sweet and bitter? Like tears?

Took a second bite.

I put sugar on it right? Wait… the sugar container is huge… I don’t grab it with one hand.

Chewed and thought.

Gross. This is salt.

Spit it out.

And that wasn’t even the bad part of my day.

-OM

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25 comments

  1. One time, my Mom left a Ziploc bag of salt on the sugar container and didn’t label it as “salt”. I went to get some sugar for my freshly brewed tea and opened the Ziploc bag thinking it was sugar. I put two giant teaspoons into my cup of tea and when I took a sip…well, you can imagine how bad my tea tasted. Yuck! 🤮

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