I got up at midnight for a bowl of cereal. Opened the brand new box, whatever worker sealed that bag should get a damn medal – really well done, Supermanned the bag open and poured a bowl of Raisin Bran.
Got some milk on it and opened the lower cabinet. Grabbed the salt and sprinkled some on, then put it away.
Took a giant bite.
Why does this taste really sweet and bitter? Like tears?
Took a second bite.
I put sugar on it right? Wait… the sugar container is huge… I don’t grab it with one hand.
Chewed and thought.
Gross. This is salt.
Spit it out.
And that wasn’t even the bad part of my day.