Turkey and dinner.
I don’t think the E Coli is from the harvested lettuce originally.
I’ve watched at the store as human after human has touched five heads of lettuce before settling on the first one… just like a kid in a toy store.
I’ve also watched as human after human skipped the needless hassle of washing their hands and danced merrily out of the restroom… at a restaurant!!!
These stories correlate.
Humans are spreading these diseases.
I blame people.
I said white powder from the sky!
I can’t wait to move to Arizona!
It’s not pretty. I know someone is thinking “oh how lovely!”
Try shoveling it. It is horrible!
I hate snow. No one likes you. Go away.
I did it!
I got up at midnight for a bowl of cereal. Opened the brand new box, whatever worker sealed that bag should get a damn medal – really well done, Supermanned the bag open and poured a bowl of Raisin Bran.
Got some milk on it and opened the lower cabinet. Grabbed the salt and sprinkled some on, then put it away.
Took a giant bite.
Why does this taste really sweet and bitter? Like tears?
Took a second bite.
I put sugar on it right? Wait… the sugar container is huge… I don’t grab it with one hand.
Chewed and thought.
Gross. This is salt.
Spit it out.
And that wasn’t even the bad part of my day.