Don’t read

Disclaimer: I told you not to read this.

Team of badgers thinks they can take the bear’s job because a fucking walrus runs one fucking thing a day and thinks he can run the world!

The problem with the badgers is they don’t document shit and their processes are nonexistent so they turn an environment into shit.

Then you have to get a team of pigeons in to clean it up because none of the jobs will run. That’s what happens when you have the same people writing code and releasing code. That’s also why you have a separation of power!

Much like god and country… god doesn’t need everyone bothering him on everything.

You also don’t want the same stuff in the same channel because then it breeds mistakes.

Even if you say…

“fuck them pigeons!!”

then the bats come in and audit and you are fucked.

Don’t you miss the pigeons now?

No?

Why?

Because you are a badger!

Fucking zoo.

I’m done with this week.

-OM

@smokendust

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