My Daily

We have a situation.

This little reading timer keeps going off at 8 pm every night on the dot. Here I’ll show the culprit.

One might think you could press the mode button and remedy the situation.

One might think that…

None of those buttons do anything to stop the timer coming back on the next night! I’ve pressed everything! There’s only four fucking buttons!

So I was just going to take the battery out but nope..

Some little elf with miniature hands (if being an elf wasn’t bad enough) put these damn things in and none of my fifty two screw drivers fit. Not even the special one for the bathtub handles.

What’s the hammer for?

I’m gonna solve this fucking problem.

Once and for all.

-Opinionated Man

@smokendust

19 thoughts on “My Daily

  1. It’s made in China, only the hammer will work. Seriously though it’s usually a dying battery that causes those things to go rogue. The screw is either stripped or possibly you need an allen wrench (Hex Key). The hammer, however will do the trick. It would be more fun to wrap it up in a gift box and give it to someone with instructions not to open it until Dec 25th… Bwah ha ha ha

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