Dear Parents,

If you use the drop off lane at school for your kids please ensure you are following the proper procedure. If you have to get out of your car to help little billy out of his car seat you should be using the “take your ass to the parking lot” lane.

Not the drop off lane.

The drop off lane is for independent children that can quickly get out of the car so their parent can get his ass to work on time to make his 8:15 am meeting. That parent misses his meeting when little billy is actually baby billy and now your car just held everyone up! And you didn’t even pull up so others could drop off too, you stopped at the bend of the curve and kept everyone else lined up in the street while you gave hugs…

Jerk wagon.

Note: Obviously I have no idea what their real names were.



28 thoughts on “Parenting

  1. Ha! Iโ€™m sorry to speak ill of my own sex and Iโ€™m sure that I have done some truly irritating things too, however …. arghhhhh! They seem to think that the world revolves around themselves and Little Billy and nobody minds waiting … and nobody minds that theyโ€™re also happily chatting to another mum as theyโ€™re unstrapping said child from his seat so that it takes even longer. Double arghhhh. Suffice to say, yes, I agree with you. Best wishes, Katie

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  2. Ha! A parent in my neck of the woods did a great job of dropping their kid off but must have received an urgent phone call after they had already pulled into traffic . . . they not only blocked the drop off lane, but the actually lane of traffic!! Horns didn’t even phase him.


  3. Is it illegal to make a u-turn in a school zone where you are? It’s illegal here and posted everywhere. Yet, we still get the folks who think their time is more important than anyone else’s, skip the loop around and make the u-turn blocking traffic and messing it up for everyone. SO RUDE !! We all have to wait in line people.


  4. Hehehe when they were younger Iโ€™d drop my kids a block away so I didnโ€™t have to fight the traffic in front of the school ๐Ÿ˜‚ makes an easy drop off and get away ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  5. Grrrrr, those moms are everywhere! Was she driving a huge SUV? They always seem to be driving a huge SUV, stop it strategically to block traffic, and spend at least ten minutes dropping or picking up. The worst ones are the ones who park there waiting for their kid to come out. They are things of evil and have earned their own special place in hades.

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