Daily

Today I feel like a steak that rolled off a plate and landed in the street only to be run over by a pink electric car.

If you are sitting there wondering how a steak rolls… you should be more worried about anyone driving a pink electric car.

-Opinionated Man

@smokendust

14 thoughts on “Daily

  1. I feel like a person that got chased by a snake, went to the dentist, cried about absolutely nothing…oh wait all of that actually happened! But I feel more like a steak that got run over

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