1. I kept calling them followers.
And bad worshipers…
2. I finally told them Opinionated Man was a woman.
3. There was that one bipolar poem people totally took the wrong way…
4. I think I did a blog post on Women Being Crazy once.
5. I started writing blog farts. That’s where you start to blog… and you kind of trail off.
6. I blamed Gary for everything.
It was me Gary… it was me…
7. People thought they were following a real blogger.
8. I tried that self hosted thing. Twice… oops.
9. Honestly. I blame Obama.
10. Well there was the cop incident. That was no fun…
11. And then there was that death threat which was kind of amusing.
12. I got busy and people online have to understand that.
13. People get bored if you complain all the time. If you only rant. If you only complain. If you only try to portray yourself as one in a struggle. We are all struggling. Get the fuck over yourself Opinionated Man!