13 Reasons My Followers Left

1. I kept calling them followers.

And bad worshipers…

2. I finally told them Opinionated Man was a woman.

3. There was that one bipolar poem people totally took the wrong way…

4. I think I did a blog post on Women Being Crazy once.

5. I started writing blog farts. That’s where you start to blog… and you kind of trail off.

6. I blamed Gary for everything.

It was me Gary… it was me…

7. People thought they were following a real blogger.

8. I tried that self hosted thing. Twice… oops.

9. Honestly. I blame Obama.

10. Well there was the cop incident. That was no fun…

11. And then there was that death threat which was kind of amusing.

12. I got busy and people online have to understand that.

13. People get bored if you complain all the time. If you only rant. If you only complain. If you only try to portray yourself as one in a struggle. We are all struggling. Get the fuck over yourself Opinionated Man!

-Opinionated Man

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@smokendust

Old Friends

I’ll admit.

I love it when old blogger friends stop by. It lets me know that my site is still working because… we’ve had issues with that in the past. Kind of like when we tried that virtual bar Linda? I enjoyed seeing you too Lou and I often wonder what Nav is doing.

I’ve got Gary. (No we did break up, again my humor is taken the wrong way!) I’ve got Jim and that other Jim and him and him…

I know the rest of you are busy blogging away. I’ve been there.

I don’t know everyone’s name and I have a suspicion some of you are really dudes with women’s names.

I don’t judge.

That’s cool.

-OM

@smokendust

Sex

As part of me cries into your hand.

You make me want more,

you make me want more.

Let’s do it all again.

My fingers walk the fine line between you and I.

A circle of want, as we want what we want.

Can I feel inside?

I feel you now, a firm grip around me.

You can feel it too.

Let’s do it all again, you whisper softly.

As I make love to you.

-Opinionated Man

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@smokendust