1 – Everyone rides bicycles here. They also all think they are cars. You aren’t…
2 – When horses take a pee they really make sure their stance lets you know it.
3 – It doesn’t have to be cold to snow. This is a notion that has been completely destroyed by this state.
4 – Snowmen don’t go to Florida when they die. They melt and become a puddle… then a horse drinks them and pees them out.