Jason: Fuck me. We are never doing that again.
Happiness: Who fills a room with a bunch of red buttons? That was horrifying!
Drunk: Were those dolls looking at us? Something touched me in that Tavern.
Annoyed: That was me. I was grabbing your hand so we could leave dude. That wasn’t supposed to be a real bar and you were drinking the props..
Drunk: I get thirsty when I have to think and no one warned me about having to escape from any rooms.
Jason: What! We talked about it! You, me, and cheerful over there, right before we walked into that room of terror!
Drunk: That sounds vaguely familiar, but you talk all the time so who knows right?
Angry: WOW, you sound like me. I’m taking notes, I like your attitude!
Jason: Someone shoot me. Anyways, the map says we are supposed to be looking for someone called Blind Gary. It can’t be The Gary can it? That fucker is everywhere!
Drunk: Who is Gary? Is that your imaginary friend you keep talking about…
guys he is doing it again… should we do the intervention now?
Angry: I dunno. We just escaped the jaws of death in that room… he may be in a fragile state.
Happiness: I can’t make decisions right now. I’m so unhappy…
To be continued…
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