1 – They are waiting for you to fail. Failure is so entertaining and even more so when the failee journalizes it for us! Fail away!
2 – You have a cute animal. Because animals are cute… until it dies. After the grieving period we don’t need your blog unless you get another one.
3 – You make awesome food and tempt us with photos of it! But then we go on a diet and we block your blog because you are just a visual temptation and we don’t need that.
4 – You are cute. But then your significant other sees your blog on your tablet or iPhone and asks, “who’s that honey?!?” You can only say “I dunno, some tennis player” so many times.
5 – You are funny. But then people get sad and your humor begins to irritate the fuck out of us. Fuck your happiness.
6 – You post a lot! That’s fun until it isn’t.
7 – You write amazing poetry! Beautiful lines that eat at our soul. But then something happened and you began to write in a coded language only you understand. That’s cool and all, but if I want to learn a coded language I’ll go become an elf.
8 – You pray! A ton! I’ll visit your blog on Sunday…
9 – I love your artwork and I find inspiration in your strokes.
10 – You tricked everyone into thinking you are running an official WordPress function by placing their name in your title.
Categories: Random Lists - By: OM