Disclaimer: Horrible language and thought
Jason: Guys we have to get a grip on our anger. It is getting out of control. I mean… we went to Massage Envy, remember that anger? What the fuck chuck?
Angry: Jesus. I wish it was my job to walk around and think of colorful ways of telling people they are pieces of shit at their job. Don’t get mad at me for being me.
Harmony: I think if you two used more emojis 🤝 we would see more brotherly love here. Let’s be love. 🙌
Angerier: Where is the emoji for I want to punch you in the face? 😡
Harmony: See! You found one! Don’t you feel that anger coming out and subsiding?!?
Jason: This is going to be a long meeting… and when the fuck did you all get cell phones? 🤔