1 – This isn’t water I am standing in.
2 – I always had the suspicion someone was living down there. I don’t go down into the basement often. It is dark, there are too many stairs, and it is kinda scary.
3 – These are really tears from Gary over Peyton Manning retiring. I understand completely because I’m sad as well.
4 – Somehow he shoved a hose through the window and ran water in from the neighbor’s home. Crafty bastard.
5 – He really clogged the toilet while using it and then disconnected the waterline to make it look like the toilet “just broke.” How do you break a toilet Gary?!?
I’m over today.