I was attacked

Viciously. And I have the boo boo to prove it.

Now some opinionated people might tell me to “suck it up butter cup” and move on. The problem is that my attacker is still here and lurking in my room. You just saw his cousin in the previous photo.

Here is the bastard below.

I just can’t keep walking by and not say something to this guy. I mean he is so smug and almost mocking me… and my knee hurts like hell!!!

I’m not going to lie to you all and say I didn’t wack it a few times with my sword… I did with some choice words. Choice I tell you.



39 thoughts on “I was attacked

  1. I’d either burn it or change the slip-cover armor for something more conspicuous. Blue is almost as invisible as camouflage. And, if sneak attacks by night are an issue, you could install underbody LED lighting. I like purple, and would love to see a picture of that. Or, a picture of its’ fiery doom, but I recommend escorting it outdoors and a safe distance from your home and anything flammable, or the counter-assault might burn down your fortifications. ~DM

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  2. My boyfriend had a similar atlercation with a coffee table with sharp edges… What is it with you guys? Not enough excitment in your lives? Why the need to engage in fights with the furniture?? 😛

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