If I were to ban anything from traveling they would be the following…
1 – Mosquitoes would be restricted from ever flying near me and would never be allowed outside the boundaries of the natural forest where they belong.
2 – Bedbugs. Gross. These would be banned from traveling anywhere, ever.
3 – The Patriots NFL team would be restricted and banned from traveling outside of their state thereby forfeiting every away game and consequently losing every season by default. 🤷♂️
4 – Bears are scary and unpredictable. We can’t have bears just walking down our streets, eating from our trash cans and causing havoc. Bears are now banned from walking in any urban area, please send Gary to inform them.
5 – Clowns are no longer allowed to walk outside the circus premises and clown costumes are now forbidden during all holidays including Halloween.
6 – Sharks are no longer allowed near beaches or any area of water that is swimable or able to be commercialized. If Gary survived the bear trip please send him to the next Shark Week to inform them all.
7 – Aliens must give us a 100 year warning before traveling to planet Earth to destroy us. That seems fair.
8 – The Sun isn’t allowed to go anywhere. The moon too.
9 – Anyone that doesn’t know how to use a blinker on a car isn’t allowed to use one. Isn’t that on the test?
10 – I’m working on a travel ban on Snow. Unfortunately it is an elusive bastard that can’t be banned.