Public Apology

Early today I wrote a post in which I insinuated that men should dump women that have “creepy doll collections.” I’d like to apologize to a few of the creepy dolls I may have offended with this since removed post. Chuckie, Annabelle, and Walter I am truly sorry for my words and insensitive attitude when I decided to quickly post such an article without thought of your feelings. I didn’t think about what would happen Pinocchio if you grew up into a real boy and now had to carry the burden of the HarsH ReaLiTy that I thought you were creepy regardless of how human you became. Insensitive can’t even cover how careless my actions have been today. So I’ll just go ahead and get the apology over through the tears. I won’t edit this.

I apooogize to the academy. The intergalactic academy of women and the great staff there I’ve let down with my words. My tutor Ghavdkdioenehdje from the galaxy of Opinion. I let you down bud, but I promise next time I’ll be stronger. I’ll rise above and do the right thing.

To all the family members and mentors I’ve ever had. I hope you can forgive me. I’ll learn from this and hope that no creepy dolls try to kill me now.

-Opinionated Man

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  3. I am so sorry I missed the creepy doll blog. In true facts I have missed a lot of them for a while but have been dealing with my own unique issues. But after reading the apology one I really wish now I could have caught the original one. I bet it was quite good. Just wanted to tell you I was back. Have a great weekend Jason and thanks.

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  4. Lol! N o link to the original? I’d love to see the comments from all those sore creepy doll collectors. Are those the same people that line up stuffed animals i the back window of their cars? At least that’s a good warning about their driving skills and to stay far away….

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  5. No idea what’s behind this, but this is quite possibly the funniest and most bizarre apology I have ever read. Well done. For what it’s worth, the the porcelain Queen Elizabeth in my basement says she forgives you.

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bugger missed another one again? May be you should have a category blogs that may offend . Then you don’t have to delete them and I get to read them.

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  7. UGH! I miss all your good posts. No fair.

    I will say though that I’m neutral to dolls for the most part. I used to work with an artist who collected and restored them. What I do find more than a little strange are the dolls that look like real babies.

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  8. Freedom of writing-It’s all about enlightening,engaging and empowering each other.That’s why this platform was created.No apologies,otherwise your blog will end up been taken personal and we aren’t here for taking what’s written to a personal level according to what we want to see/feel/read.

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  9. I passed that post up so never got to read it, (there were so many to choose from and I can’t get to them all) now I’m sorry I missed it. My brother wouldn’t stay in my home because I had some collectible dolls I’d rescued from a smoky broad. I didn’t grow up with dolls, so got these collectibles to make up for that deprivation. I was proud of how well they cleaned up even though out of a baker’s dozen, I only have two left. I’m over it. They are now in boxes, in the closet, so as not to upset anyone with an aversion to dolls. I respect that not everyone likes dolls and I’ve come to like them less, since Chip Gaines on Fixer Upper did this creepy thing with ones he found at an antique store and then again another time. Then there was “Chuckie” They CAN be creepy. Sorry you were attacked.

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