1 – “WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!?!?”
2 – “First, I want you to know how much we appreciate you and the work you do here.”
3 – “We are closing the downstairs vending machine until further notice.”
4 – About your life. Unless I ask. I won’t ask.
5 – Mandatory
6 – Buyout or Bought or “We just got bought! Ahhhhh!!!”
7 – Triple beep card rejection. This can mean many things depending on where you work. We forgot to renew your smartcard or… I’ve known some companies that let you know you are terminated by simply not letting you in the building that morning.
8 – “Who knows what an ice breaker is?”
9 – If you have a really annoying laugh and everyone can hear you… don’t laugh. Just save your laughter for your car ride home and the whole ride laugh to yourself to get it out. If you can’t figure out if you have an annoying laugh ask a few strangers for an honest opinion. Don’t ask friends. Your friends probably have annoying laughs as well…