Angry: Holy shit this blog sucks. Who the fuck is rowing this boat?
Sarcasm: Well technically none of us would be rowing anything because we don’t exist.
Angry: Fuck off dude, seriously. Where was your smart mouth all week at work? But now we are stuck here while happy hour joe has a good time. What did I do to deserve this? I mean seriously. Did I kick a god’s dog?
Peace: Brothers please! We should write some scripture!
Angry: Our views are falling fast enough…
Sarcasm: Wait, back up. So he is off drinking and we are stuck here watching ice melt? I feel… angry…
Angry: Exactly. Dammit this blog stinks.