Bored: Well… this blog sucks.
Jason: Um… I’ve been busy. Any time one of you pumpkins wants to write some shit feel free.
Drunk: Why haven’t we refilled the glass? It has been sitting there for 4 minutes and 17 seconds. I’ve been counting, obviously.
Jason: Because I just worked thirteen hours and I’m tired. Why don’t you go get us a drink?
Sarcasm: Mr. Funny pants. Mr controls the legs but doesn’t want anyone else to have fun. Boo.
Jason: I hate all of you. Can we go to bed? Must we really turn this into a blog post?
Sarcasm: Oh because people really want to hear you whine about whatever you whine about. Someone get this guy some cheese!
Mental fight breaks out