I don’t understand what is so hard about it. All I asked for was a Grey Goose and Sprite and what I ALWAYS get is a vodka and water. Who the fuck drinks vodka and water? Top shelf? Seriously?
I’ve been to a ton of restaurants and it has become a little game we play. “Can the waiter understand my English” is apparently the name of it, and apparently no one can. See I knew my English was bad! Having to learn a second language is hard!
One night I super enunciated too! I asked for a vodka and SsSsssssssss (I actually hissed at him like a snake so he heard the S) PRIiiiiiiiiTTTTTe! Got a damn vodka and water again.
I’ve decided recently that I’m tired of getting the wrong drink so I’ve begun ordering my comfort glass, a double jack and water. Now you can put your fucking water in it…