Who do you love? Peyton Manning
Who do you hate? Tom Baby
What is your favorite color? The color of sadness.
What is your favorite food? Bacon and pizza. And scotch. You can mix them all together into one dish for me.
What country do you want to visit? Skyrim
What do you want to be when you grow up? A kid.
What is your favorite piece of writing? The poem I wrote in the ninth grade that got me that number.
What is your favorite holiday? Humiliation Day
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow what would you do today? The stuff I was supposed to do tomorrow? …duh
What is your favorite thing about blogging? Getting random penis enlargement spam messages.
What is your favorite movie? Newsies
What is something about you that no one on your blog knows? I have a double jointed left pinky that enables me to type 6 wpm faster.
Do you have a special power? I can make a noise occur between my ears and I’m certain it does something fucking amazing. I still haven’t figured out how it works yet though… I’m confident I’m making progress.
What is your least favorite thing to do? That’s a tie between the dentist and cleaning toilets. I really hate toilets and dentists are actually out of work torturists…
If you could do one thing as President what would it be? Create a large glass parking lot in North Korea around Kim’s fat ass. Evil is so hard to kill. Better make it two glass parking lots.
What do you want right now? A large bowl of dolsot bibimbap!!!!!
I made these up because I was bored.