“If you have 55,000 followers why do you only have a hundred likes per post?”
Because I started finger painting and people hate it. Stop shaming me!
Because I joked about being a woman, then being a man again, and now people are confused. Relax everyone… I still have balls.
Because I ran out of money for the very last SEO class that would have taught me how to retain my readers! I knew I shouldn’t of ditched that one! 😫
Because my subscriber number is really a jpeg image?
I started writing poetry. People hate it.
All 54,900 of my readers died this year.
Everyone is apparently writing books now and I’m still blogging!
Someone started a rumor that I died and now everyone thinks I’m Gary. Damn you Gary!
Maybe all I wanted was 💯 likes! Ever think of that???