Basically this number tells me that people aren’t bothered about finding out I’m really a woman writing under the name Opinionated Man.
People really love my Kimchi recipes around the world and are enthralled by my presentation. Obviously.
This is due my poetry… or what I label as poetry. People read it, click to yahoo.com, think about the poem, say “what the fuck did I just read?”, then click back to reread it, confirm they did just the fuck read that, and move on. That’s what I interpret by those numbers… but my translation may be loose.
Apparently I don’t have real friends. Just blog friends… and I can’t even get them to like my page. So I’m basically friendless…
That fake scotch ad worked.