1 – Hand out all your Christmas cards openly at the office… but only give out one card each day! Make those suckers keep guessing who was on YOUR list!
2 – Everyone wants a snowy white Christmas right? Snowblow all your snow into your neighbors yard! Merry Christmas! Boom! 🎁
3 – Make all your snowmen in the middle of the street and chase down cars while screaming bloody murder when they run over your new snow children! It is actually a lot more fun then it sounds…
4 – Eat all the M&Ms from all the holiday treat mixes! Only the M&Ms… who put these stupid raisins in here??? 😡
5 – Give all the kiddie presents to the adults and the adult presents to the kids! Well… all except that one gift… 🙃
6 – Celebrate Halloween again instead.
7 – Send out all your 2017 Christmas wish lists immediately after Christmas. Efficiency shouldn’t be scoffed at.
8 – Who is tired of milk and two cookies for all that hard work? Leave a real menu for them to provide next year for “Santa.”
9 – Create a “Santa Clause” that states if you don’t clean your room you don’t get Santa, Christmas, or presents.