We often assume things and we come to find out they simply aren’t true. For instance, I’ve always assumed men address the itch in the same way. I guess that isn’t true.
Have you ever been in a meeting, at the office, on a date, or just in public and you suddenly have the itch? Now some men, Gary, just start grabbing that crotch and scratching. Ok, I do that actually. It isn’t really scratching though is it? It is more like rearranging what can’t be rearranged.
So what do you do if you can’t just go to town and get it done? I’ve always used… the pocket scratch. We know what the pocket scratch is right? We pretend we are getting some loose change, finding treasure in our pocket, or we are looking for our chapstick. What we are really doing is going seal team 6 on an immediate threat to our comfort. I like the pocket scratch because most people don’t notice it. Not unless you look like you are trying to spin a wheel down there. I’ve often wondered if women do the pocket scratch. Too bad I put the Men Only sign or we would ask one…