The problem with Facebook for me is that I can’t just scroll past shit. I’ll read the first line and the second, and I’ll say “well you can’t get away with that…”
I’ll then type a response. Now I guess I could leave an angry face 👿 instead of a five paragraph rant that includes an introduction and a lengthy conclusion. I could do that. But then I’d be doing that all day on Facebook and not on WordPress sharing my joy and love everyday with the wonderful people around the world. Some of you are wonderful. Gary… You’ll get there man. Keep trying.
I like Instagram because it is all photos and I can freely like photos unless it is a picture of a woman. I’m 35, married, with two kids so I generally steer away from “liking” photos of women online unless there is a big ass statue of Peyton Manning behind you. Then I can get away with it, but you better make sure that statue is large and centered because if I hear “who is she?” I have to be able to honestly say “oh, I didn’t even see her there below my hero…”
Which gets me back to another point about social media. I’m like a turtle in real life. I don’t hug strangers and I fist bump with latex gloves on. I don’t do private messaging. Please reference paragraph three for why. I also don’t meet people in real life and probably never will. People have germs and I spoke to a germ once. He was scary and he said the rest are just like him before stealing my eclipse and riding into the night. I know. Crazy.