To shave or not to shave?
This is a daily question for most men and a weekly one for Asian men. Unfortunately I do have to shave at least every couple days or I start to look like the Korean guy that took the boat to America instead of a plane. I think you have a checklist when deciding upon whether or not to shave.
1 – Am I going anywhere important today? Will I get fired if I don’t shave for work? In the military you wouldn’t get fired, but you’d definitely get in trouble without a waver. I like the civilian world where I can claim my facial hair is a religious thing.
2 – Am I growing a creeper mustache? If so cut that shit off. Creeper.
3 – Is my facial hair so bad it will warrant comments? I’ll consider this while showering and drag my lazy butt out just to shave so I can avoid unwanted conversation. The worst part is that it will be the same conversation someone had with me when they noticed my facial hair the first time and even similar to the discussion before that! No thanks… I’ll pass.
4 – Do I have enough shaving cream? You might be surprised how often you run out of shaving cream and end up with only half your face done. That is half a face of future pain if you continue down the path you have chosen and start rubbing skin raw! Don’t shave without shaving cream. It isn’t worth it.
5 – Do I give a fuck what people think about me today? This is actually the first thing that crosses my mind about all things.
Note: One day this Asian dude is going to get mad I keep using his photos…