For Mature Audiences. Skip this if that ain’t you.
I won’t lie to you girls. Sometimes I feel like changing my name to Opinionated Woman and switching sides… for a day. Don’t get me wrong, being a guy is cool. We get to pee standing up, although I later learned in life women can still technically do that, and no one really expects to much of you unless you have set that expectation yourself. Sometimes men suck. Have you ever been stuck in a room full of (I was about to use Alpha Males… but I honestly think that whole shit with “Alpha this and that” is stupid) supercharged men and the testosterone levels are so high it is giving you a headache. You fear any minute now people are going to start whipping them out and comparing inches? I have and it is highly annoying, stressfully, and smelly.
I often admire how women can readily focus their mind to hone in on feelings and emotions. It is admirable. Some men can as well, but for the most part we allow our feelings to be connected to our actually feelings. It is cold in here. I felt that see? And those feelings translate into the emotion of being irritated, because men get irritated easily. And irritation isn’t the same as frustration here, because we all get frustrated. For some reason though I connect irritation, and here I include myself obviously with the men folk, with that irrational feeling of anger we get. Or maybe I just get. Maybe it is just me… never mind we will forget this paragraph.
I think watching stressful shows causes you to take on that stress. This includes shows about women yelling at each other… the whole show! People often say things like “I don’t know why Cindy does that in her relationships!” I DO!!! She saw it on a show on MTV!!!
This is so hard. I am actually sitting here sighing and looking at the ceiling. I never struggle to write. This is the hardest post ever…
Why did you all request I write one of these? That was painful for you… admit it.
~To Be Continued~
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