1 – Tell them it is free! People love free!
2 – Have them sign what they think is a petition, but instead let it be an enlistment registration form!
3 – Spray pheromones on their pants from a mountain lion and take them for a walk in the mountains of Colorado.
4 – Switch out their massage chair with an electrical stimulation chair.
5 – Every night move their car down the street. Make it progressively further and further!
6 – Set all the clocks forward 30 minutes.
7 – Keep letting a Dragonite I can’t SEE OR CATCH appear on my Pokemon Go radar.
8 – Host a “Halloween Scream House” during Christmas Season. Let it be a surprise.
9 – Walk around the block in Memphis, Tennessee.
10 – Post photos of yourself at 21, but claim you are 45 years old and “in great shape!”
11 – Apparently shaming people works! “What’s your excuse?”