Like Us On Facebook!

Please Like HarsH ReaLiTy on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/aopinionatedman/?view_public_for=212884802202999!

We are also accepting new “friends” on that platform, but there are some requirements unfortunately for being added.

1 – You cannot have the name Tom Brady. We actually block those accounts.

2 – You must be willing to dive in front of multiple bullets for me. Not just one bullet… that ain’t brave.

3 – I decide friendship order by the value of the Christmas present I receive from you.

4 – I won’t sign your stupid petition and asking me to will result in a perm ban.

5 – I must be able to validate who you are. If you host a profile photo that looks like it was taken of you from across the street I will be suspicious. I probably will shame you mentally and ignore the request.

6 – I don’t accept friend requests from children or adults that use their kid’s photo as their own. That is just weird…

7 – I don’t chat on Facebook or message back and forth. If you are looking for a pen pal I suggest China.

8 – If you flood my reader with posts about Hillary Clinton there is a very good chance I will remove you immediately from my friend list.

9 – I will accept friend requests from midgets, but have decided to ban Kender from my platforms. They steal.

10 – You must say the words “Peyton Manning is the Greatest Quarterback Ever.”

-Opinionated Man

Jason C. Cushman

Visit my homepage at www.aopinionatedman.com

@smokendust

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13 thoughts on “Like Us On Facebook!

  1. I’m not sure exactly what I will be flooding you with but probably not the ones you mentioned.

    I think I already took some bullets for you. Who’s shooting at you anyway? They should STOP that!

    I generally only give people “unChristmas” and “unbirthday” presents, which means I get to choose random times to surprise them.

    I have a scenic profile because I got too much silly mail from spammers. It wore me out. So now I use a pic I took from my doorway.

    Well, I can’t do EVERYTHING!😉

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  2. Hey, Jason…so, are you saying you have sent out friend requests to people on FaceBook? I did get one, but wasn’t sure if it was really you, because I’ve been burned before from imposters. I’d be happy to confirm the friend request, if you could let me know it is the real you!🙂

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  3. I liked that page a long time ago!!
    As for all of the rules… are you sure you won’t sign my petition banning Tom Brady from anything NFL?? And I always say that Peyton is the best quaterback (duh, who wouldn’t?)…

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