Please Like HarsH ReaLiTy on Facebook
We are also accepting new “friends” on that platform, but there are some requirements unfortunately for being added.
1 – You cannot have the name Tom Brady. We actually block those accounts.
2 – You must be willing to dive in front of multiple bullets for me. Not just one bullet… that ain’t brave.
3 – I decide friendship order by the value of the Christmas present I receive from you.
4 – I won’t sign your stupid petition and asking me to will result in a perm ban.
5 – I must be able to validate who you are. If you host a profile photo that looks like it was taken of you from across the street I will be suspicious. I probably will shame you mentally and ignore the request.
6 – I don’t accept friend requests from children or adults that use their kid’s photo as their own. That is just weird…
7 – I don’t chat on Facebook or message back and forth. If you are looking for a pen pal I suggest China.
8 – If you flood my reader with posts about Hillary Clinton there is a very good chance I will remove you immediately from my friend list.
9 – I will accept friend requests from midgets, but have decided to ban Kender from my platforms. They steal.
10 – You must say the words “Peyton Manning is the Greatest Quarterback Ever.”
Jason C. Cushman
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