The Disclaimer


I write what I want. If you don’t like it see yourself gone. Just be gone.

I speak only for myself. I own a company called “I work for other people” so I do answer to people, my wife and God. Everything else is dross.

I sometimes speak for God because he trusts me to look after his sheep.

I think I am smarter, better, and possibly more attractive than everyone else in the world. I generally walk on clouds as well, affording me a nice position to look down on people.

I don’t have to be nice, polite, or kind to anyone. I am human and I have good and bad days like everyone else. If you catch me on a bad day that is just your bad luck. Deal with it.

As an insignificant Asian… I embrace the right to crack on all races. If I missed your nationality… it was an oversight.

I am unfair and rude. You don’t want to talk to me, but if you do you have been warned.

I fight crime part-time on the weekends. I won’t promise that you won’t make the list.

Calling me a troll on my own blog is equal to kicking my non-existent dog. Fluffy doesn’t like to be kicked.

I will defend the readers and commenters of my website. If you decide to reblog one of my articles, that is all well and good, but don’t cross the line of attacking my followers. Only a few have seen a glimpse of my temper. That will set me off.

Reference my wife and children with respect. This is the one thing I will enforce. Nothing nice to say? Shut your mouth then.

This is a free website with no obligation to subscribe to read it. I put countless hours into it weekly and I sacrifice a lot to make it what it is. If it seems like I take this “blog” seriously… I do. I made it, I am proud of it, and I don’t need to explain myself to any of you. I find it amusing how many people look down on my writing and keep coming back. That bored? Get a life seriously… I already have one.

If I insult or offend you I meant to.

I am married… don’t tell me you “love me.” No one loves me except my wife… and she only does on Sundays.

My opinions are a reflection of my life, not any of yours. If you find similarities that is great, but don’t then try to push your “experience” on me. I have lived, I am living, and I continue to learn each day. What I write about are things I care strongly about, for the most part. I don’t need people saying “well I had a friend who” as if that makes them an expert. Unless you are about to relate a personal story that coincides with my own findings, our pasts are completely different. And not all adoptees are alike!!!

Don’t add me by email subscription. If you do, don’t then complain about my posting habits. That is just stupid. Grow a brain.

I offer blogging tips and advice because I want to. My method is not for everyone. If you don’t feel it is… just ignore them. Don’t make a point of saying “I only blog for myself” or you deserve the short response back. I never understand why people have to loudly trumpet that saying on blog help articles. Great! You Blog For Yourself! Go Do That Then!

All written material, other than obvious links and Youtube videos, are my work and creation. They are under personal copyright. You may reblog, share, or pingback my posts but give credit. Don’t be a thief and certainly don’t be an ass.

If I predict something and it comes true I hold the right to gloat for a week or so. Depending on how miraculous the prediction was I may extend this time period.

I feel everyone should read my blog. I offer enlightenment, relationship advice, and reading pleasure to all. In fact making me World Leader would not be such a bad idea.

-Opinionated Man

130 responses

  1. Nice disclaimer! Should I be offended if you haven’t yet offended me? Though I’ve just discovered you (like Brian Epstein discovered the Beatles) I plan on visiting frequently! Looks like I have some catching up to do!

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    1. Hahaha well I appreciate the visit and reads! :)

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  2. Wow… I can’t believe I didn’t see this sooner… two things:

    1) I really respect the outright protection of your family
    2) God help the person who subscribes by email to your blog…

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    1. Yea I mean I try to warn people.

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  3. Ok if a disclaimer can rock, you’ve rocked it! Loved it, can’t wait to read your posts! Thanks for following me!

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    1. I appreciate the kind words and I am glad you enjoyed it. No one can ever say I didn’t fairly prepare people. :)

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  4. Wow, I’ve never seen such a powerful disclaimer! I think this disclaimer is the one that will really get people the message. Well done!

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    1. Heh I am glad you enjoyed the disclaimer! :)

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  5. I couldn’t breathe when I’m reading this but I enjoyed it a lot! More power to your blog!

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    1. Breathing is only necessary if you are a mere mortal. Are you confessing to being a mere mortal?

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  6. […] The Disclaimer […]

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  7. […] is an updated version of the original post and yes, special thanks to Don Charisma and Opinionated Man, Jane, Agniva Firewall, K.A. Brace, Miss Lou, (Now you people don’t ask questions. You had a […]

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  8. You have my vote!

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    1. Great! One more vote in my bag. Yes! The World Is Mine!

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      1. Mmooohahahahaaaaaa!

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  9. It is nice to see people with some backbone, Thanks for sticking up not only for what you believe in, but also telling everyone you won’t take trash talk here.

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    1. Yea, I hate online trash talk don’t you? It get old and boring. I do like it when someone insults me in a new way, now that is amusing. ;)

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  10. (Insert long life story/feministic rant against the dominant views portrayed that is passionately written in response to your post)

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  11. Yello – not a crack on your race, just my way of saying hello! Thanks for the follow – I look forward to diving head first into your blog.

    Word.
    Traci

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    1. lol, thanks for the laugh! I got a chuckle from the “yello.”

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  12. Not exactly offended yet…just raising my eyebrows!
    I was too busy laughing/scanning for offensive comments ( :) ) while reading your About page…so I missed the reason why you started this blog (other to offend people).
    You mentioned God…are you a Christian?
    Anyhow, thank you for the follow on my blog. We may or may not agree on religion, humor (to be decided after I finish writing this comment), and life in general, but I think you’ve got at least a few good opinions.

    In Christ,
    Ada

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    1. My father is a priest and yes, I am an Antiochian Orthodox Christian. :)

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  13. “As an insignificant Asian… I embrace the right to crack on all races. If I missed your nationality… it was an oversight”
    Haha, I make fun of Finnish people as well as Americans. Quite fun, I must say (:

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    1. What fun is there in life if you can’t rag on your own race? ;)

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      1. None at all, sir, none at all. :P

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  14. But, but, but, I loooooooove you! I really, really do!

    Even though we’ve never met, I feel this butterfly feeling in my stomach.

    Oh, wait. That’s just gas.
    ;)

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    1. lol, I do too… must have been the Mcdonalds. =\

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  15. Your blog and another were unfollowed on my reader list even though I didn’t make the choice to do so myself. It took a while for me to clock on, in both cases, and I should have guessed things wouldn’t be silent from these quarters for so long. I’m wondering now how often this happens to people. Anyway I have re followed as I never chose to leave in the first place :)
    The disclaimer is just as I expected it to be. Very you lol. ;) sonmicloud

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    1. No worries, it has been happening a lot to everyone. Random unfollows, not sure why.

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      1. Odd stuff. I’m glad it isn’t just me.

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        1. Unless I die I am probably blogging though. :)

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        2. I really don’t think that would stop you :P

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        3. Probably not. That is what auto post is for. Lmao…

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  16. I had not read this but I love it! You come with a disclaimer, and I with a warning label. 😄 good for you!

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    1. Sounds about right lol. ;)

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  17. Ok I read through this so I will say I ADORE YOU!! Your wife is a rock star who attracted another rock star. I am going to bliss out, read more, and become a minion, jedi, student. I will amass your knowledge go forth and repeat. Thank you for the invitation. wishing you continued success.

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    1. That might be the first time I have ever been called a “rock star.” I kind of like it. :)

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      1. Rock on! Get use to it!

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  18. Your feeling was correct, I had not read the disclaimer, but now (because you let people know this feeling you had) I have read it. Interestingly, some two months ago, I read a blog post called “How an insignificant Asian munchkin found courage”.
    Best wishes
    The President and Founder

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    1. LOL Asian munchkin. I may need to steal that.

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  19. I dig it, man. However, you really don’t need a disclaimer. Count the number of times that you’ve had to tell people your process, your goal, that you are edgy, yadda yadda yadda. After this, stop telling people. You’re going to turn into Carlos Mencia, who said the same damn why-cant-we-suck-it-up-and-all-get-along message at the end of his stand up and television show… you’ll be cancelled.

    Well, you can’t be cancelled, but you get my drift.

    If people are new to you, they will get the picture down the road. Sometimes people have to figure out things the hard way. Spoon feeding people will only frustrate you more than anything else.

    Best regards as always,

    Chris

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    1. I am really used to spoon feeding people right now though, having two small children. :)

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      1. Hahaha :) Vert good point

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  20. Oh my God it’s like I have found the mothership of bloggers, I highly respect your disclaimer, agree with pretty much everything you said and do not do well with societal conformity myself. The truth is the truth and most people cannot take it and would rather whine and cry about having their feelings hurt than to see the humor in life’s truths. Ignorance and crybabies help no one! I will be a loyal follower from here on it. Preach on!

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    1. Heh, thanks for the kind words. I did receive word though that the “real” mothership is on her way. She should be here soon… ;)

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  21. I love this. It’s comical but yet you’re upfront and honest. We need more people like this in the world.

    On another note, being new to blogging, do bloggers generally have disclaimers? Do you recommend it? Is your personal copyright a real thing or just blogging etiquette?

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    1. I am glad you felt that way. That is exactly what I was going for. I don’t bother with copyrights because if someone is going to steal your work, they will. All work is automatically “copyrighted” but you can always “buy” extra protection. It won’t do a ton of good though. People are also “allowed” to share what they find on WordPress freely, even though they are suppose to credit the author.

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  22. Best disclaimer that I have ever read! Much Respect!

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    1. lol, I am glad you liked it. :)

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  23. Of course you have the right to do whatever you wish to with your blog. Just go on Jason :-)

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    1. Thanks Irene and I shall!!! ;)

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  24. Good disclaimer. I have been reading your work for long enough to know that you put a large amount of time into this blog… I also know that it isn’t easy.

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    1. It isn’t, but it is worth it to me. It isn’t to everyone. :)

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  25. OM – your Disclaimer is good enough to start a book – Insignificant Asian! How did you get from there to OM? You are a writer…hooks are there…could be a page-turner.

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    1. I had to get rid of the hooks after the children arrived though. Hazard, child safety and all that. ;)

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    2. Funny…love your humor OM…

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  26. Found this via Don Charisma totally epic! I loved it not you — hahaha. :)

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    1. ;) It is ok to love me I suppose. I find I look at myself in the mirror sometimes. lmao… Thanks for the read.

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      1. Lol I don’t think “The Man” would approve
        haha totatally enjoyed the read. Have a great week!

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  27. Just found your blog today from a link to “Signs your wife is trying to kill you” article on Facebook. Love the blog and love the disclaimer!

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    1. Heh, thanks for the kind words. Those signs are important to learn. :)

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  28. And why am I just coming across this blog? I totally like this disclaimer….

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    1. It serves several purposes all at once doesn’t it? lol… ;)

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        1. lmao… thanks for the read! ^_^

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  29. Alrighty then – beautifully said – I mostly feel the same way you do except that I’m a non Asian woman, LOL.

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    1. lol, that is fine. I am glad you liked the disclaimer and it didn’t scare you away. ;)

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      1. I don’t scare easily – I’m from a tough neighborhood, LOL

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        1. ;) Good to know. [hides wallet]

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        2. Knew you were a smart guy…saw where you put the wallet…..

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  30. DAMN and DOUBLE DAMN!!!
    (wait a moment…got to sit down to catch my breath…)
    NOW THAT’S A DISCLAIMER!!!

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    1. :) I am glad you liked it. heh

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  31. That just cranked my rice krispies this morning. I’m all for dousing the haters with the gasoline of their own ignorance and having a big-ass bonfire.

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    1. Cranked my rice krispies, lol, I like that. ;)

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  32. bloggerbigbrother16 | Reply

    Damn, don’t want to get on that ugly side. I respect you and you’re loved ones. Cool list.

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    1. Heh, my ugly side is actually gentle on most mornings. ;)

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  33. Uggh – you are just such AAA opinionated man!

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  34. In a nutshell: Nice! (=

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    1. I am glad you enjoyed it and thanks for commenting! I missed some of these. :)

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  35. Call 911, Did I just smell fire, from all those asses that got burned.

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    1. LOL, I called 911 and they put me on hold!

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  36. Not too sure about the word leader part…but then again you probably can’t do worse than the ones we have. At least you have a sense of humor.

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    1. We would conquer the universe!

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    1. ;) At least it got a laugh lol.

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  37. A touch of Bold with a crap load of awesomeness!

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    1. LoL, I may steal that line. Very nice.

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      1. Go for it :)

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  38. Tops all the random lists :)

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    1. LoL, does it? I felt it lacked in some areas.

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      1. OK, I will modify that statement. ‘Tops all your random lists so far’ ;) I know for sure that you like to beat yourself at your own game :)

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  39. POP the confetti balloon!! Celebrate!! Clean up quick people!! Back to work!!

    That was EPIC!!

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    1. :) I am glad you thought so.

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    1. I am glad you thought so. :)

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  40. Did Charlie Sheen hack this blog? =)

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    1. Charlie Sheen is a pup compared to me. ^_^

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  41. This put a smile on my face for the day. Well done!!

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    1. I am glad I got a smile. :)

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  42. No asian is insignificant! >:)

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    1. Tell that to the rest of the races. ;)

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      1. That I shall! Perhaps I’ll make a post reminding them…xD

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        1. Might be a worthy cause. :)

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        2. DEFINITELY a worthy cause >:D

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  43. All hail Jason, defender of sheep!
    P.S. I like you very much. Every day except Sunday.

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        1. You have the hands for it.

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  44. This is awesome!

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    1. :) I am glad you thought so.

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      1. I don’t believe a word you write there’s no conviction
        Try getting angry about something it will help you focus your energies on something other than defending yourself all the time

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        1. Hey reply to me attack me please I want attention

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        2. Attack you with what? I have an egg mcmuffin, an orange juice, and a hash brown. :)

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