The Disclaimer


I write what I want. If you don’t like it see yourself gone. Just be gone.

I speak only for myself. I own a company called “I work for other people” so I do answer to people, my wife and God. Everything else is dross.

I sometimes speak for God because he trusts me to look after his sheep.

I think I am smarter, better, and possibly more attractive than everyone else in the world. I generally walk on clouds as well, affording me a nice position to look down on people.

I don’t have to be nice, polite, or kind to anyone. I am human and I have good and bad days like everyone else. If you catch me on a bad day that is just your bad luck. Deal with it.

As an insignificant Asian… I embrace the right to crack on all races. If I missed your nationality… it was an oversight.

I am unfair and rude. You don’t want to talk to me, but if you do you have been warned.

I fight crime part-time on the weekends. I won’t promise that you won’t make the list.

Calling me a troll on my own blog is equal to kicking my non-existent dog. Fluffy doesn’t like to be kicked.

I will defend the readers and commenters of my website. If you decide to reblog one of my articles, that is all well and good, but don’t cross the line of attacking my followers. Only a few have seen a glimpse of my temper. That will set me off.

Reference my wife and children with respect. This is the one thing I will enforce. Nothing nice to say? Shut your mouth then.

This is a free website with no obligation to subscribe to read it. I put countless hours into it weekly and I sacrifice a lot to make it what it is. If it seems like I take this “blog” seriously… I do. I made it, I am proud of it, and I don’t need to explain myself to any of you. I find it amusing how many people look down on my writing and keep coming back. That bored? Get a life seriously… I already have one.

If I insult or offend you I meant to.

I am married… don’t tell me you “love me.” No one loves me except my wife… and she only does on Sundays.

My opinions are a reflection of my life, not any of yours. If you find similarities that is great, but don’t then try to push your “experience” on me. I have lived, I am living, and I continue to learn each day. What I write about are things I care strongly about, for the most part. I don’t need people saying “well I had a friend who” as if that makes them an expert. Unless you are about to relate a personal story that coincides with my own findings, our pasts are completely different. And not all adoptees are alike!!!

Don’t add me by email subscription. If you do, don’t then complain about my posting habits. That is just stupid. Grow a brain.

I offer blogging tips and advice because I want to. My method is not for everyone. If you don’t feel it is… just ignore them. Don’t make a point of saying “I only blog for myself” or you deserve the short response back. I never understand why people have to loudly trumpet that saying on blog help articles. Great! You Blog For Yourself! Go Do That Then!

All written material, other than obvious links and Youtube videos, are my work and creation. They are under personal copyright. You may reblog, share, or pingback my posts but give credit. Don’t be a thief and certainly don’t be an ass.

If I predict something and it comes true I hold the right to gloat for a week or so. Depending on how miraculous the prediction was I may extend this time period.

I feel everyone should read my blog. I offer enlightenment, relationship advice, and reading pleasure to all. In fact making me World Leader would not be such a bad idea.

-Opinionated Man

121 thoughts on “The Disclaimer

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  3. Just found your blog today from a link to “Signs your wife is trying to kill you” article on Facebook. Love the blog and love the disclaimer!

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  5. I love this. It’s comical but yet you’re upfront and honest. We need more people like this in the world.

    On another note, being new to blogging, do bloggers generally have disclaimers? Do you recommend it? Is your personal copyright a real thing or just blogging etiquette?

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    • I am glad you felt that way. That is exactly what I was going for. I don’t bother with copyrights because if someone is going to steal your work, they will. All work is automatically “copyrighted” but you can always “buy” extra protection. It won’t do a ton of good though. People are also “allowed” to share what they find on WordPress freely, even though they are suppose to credit the author.

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  6. Oh my God it’s like I have found the mothership of bloggers, I highly respect your disclaimer, agree with pretty much everything you said and do not do well with societal conformity myself. The truth is the truth and most people cannot take it and would rather whine and cry about having their feelings hurt than to see the humor in life’s truths. Ignorance and crybabies help no one! I will be a loyal follower from here on it. Preach on!

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  7. I dig it, man. However, you really don’t need a disclaimer. Count the number of times that you’ve had to tell people your process, your goal, that you are edgy, yadda yadda yadda. After this, stop telling people. You’re going to turn into Carlos Mencia, who said the same damn why-cant-we-suck-it-up-and-all-get-along message at the end of his stand up and television show… you’ll be cancelled.

    Well, you can’t be cancelled, but you get my drift.

    If people are new to you, they will get the picture down the road. Sometimes people have to figure out things the hard way. Spoon feeding people will only frustrate you more than anything else.

    Best regards as always,

    Chris

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  8. Your feeling was correct, I had not read the disclaimer, but now (because you let people know this feeling you had) I have read it. Interestingly, some two months ago, I read a blog post called “How an insignificant Asian munchkin found courage”.
    Best wishes
    The President and Founder

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  9. Ok I read through this so I will say I ADORE YOU!! Your wife is a rock star who attracted another rock star. I am going to bliss out, read more, and become a minion, jedi, student. I will amass your knowledge go forth and repeat. Thank you for the invitation. wishing you continued success.

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  10. Your blog and another were unfollowed on my reader list even though I didn’t make the choice to do so myself. It took a while for me to clock on, in both cases, and I should have guessed things wouldn’t be silent from these quarters for so long. I’m wondering now how often this happens to people. Anyway I have re followed as I never chose to leave in the first place :)
    The disclaimer is just as I expected it to be. Very you lol. ;) sonmicloud

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  11. “As an insignificant Asian… I embrace the right to crack on all races. If I missed your nationality… it was an oversight”
    Haha, I make fun of Finnish people as well as Americans. Quite fun, I must say (:

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  12. Not exactly offended yet…just raising my eyebrows!
    I was too busy laughing/scanning for offensive comments ( :) ) while reading your About page…so I missed the reason why you started this blog (other to offend people).
    You mentioned God…are you a Christian?
    Anyhow, thank you for the follow on my blog. We may or may not agree on religion, humor (to be decided after I finish writing this comment), and life in general, but I think you’ve got at least a few good opinions.

    In Christ,
    Ada

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