1. Keep telling everyone you get paid to blog until people give you money for your secrets.
2. “Borrow” photos from all the travel bloggers to make it look like you live a lavish lifestyle! Never be photographed without a beverage in hand!
3. Replace Blog with giant Starbucks Advertisement. No words necessary.
4. Inform your company you will begin blogging about work. Let them know there is an “easy way to do this” or a “hard way.”
5. Kidnap your neighbor’s dog and create a blog post holding it for ransom.
6. Start the first ever “Blog Maid” business and offer to clean blogs for a set price. English Maid outfit is optional.
7. Replace your blog name with “Google” and see how high your power ranking goes.
8. Change your book title to something about SEO, even if it is a poetry book, and sell that sucker! People will fall for anything!
9. Be sexy and post photos of yourself in various animal costumes.
10. Become the first blogger from China on WordPress.